If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group
"Mr Reith warns a vote for Labor would see a return of high interest rates and high unemployment, but denies he is engaging in scare tactics in the final weeks of the campaign." -- ABC News. (Yeah right. No scare tactics at all.)
"I took all the manure people threw at me, and I used it for fertilizer." Eartha Kitt
If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? Calvin Trillin
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." - Thomas Edison
"Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion" - Foghorn Leghorn
"A little learning is a dangerous thing" - Alexander Pope, 1688-1744
"It is better to sit in silence and appear ignorant, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain, 1835-1910
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain, 1835-1910
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain, 1835-1910
"Eccentricity is like having an accent. It's what other people have." - Oliver Sacks
You're not over the hill until you're buried under it!!!
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
The most important thing to remember is if you are ever invited to a gun fight, be sure you bring a GUN!
Sanity is BORING (and sometimes over rated).
Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.
Goals are deceptive -- the unaimed arrow never misses.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Don't sweat petty things... or pet sweaty things.
Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
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